Why Can't I Have a Cool Name?

I was thinking to myself, why are some people names just so cool? How do they get such cool last names? How do their first and last names fit together so well that whenever you say it its like listening to a harmony of bells?

I dont want to go into detail about all the names because I wouldnt want to disclose any information on this blog that can provide "too informational" for stalking finding people just in case people read it, or will read it sometime in the future. (Which I REALLY hope will happen, Who knows. I guess it takes time right?)

But anyways, this revelation or, maybe its just a thought, came to me today while I was in gym class. I was thinking to myself, why do some people just have such cool names that just have a great ring to them. Like my friend who is a sophomore, she's got SUCH a cool last name. I will feel so sad when she gets married and has to change it, unless she keeps it. Which would be absolutely awesome. (I'm keeping mine by the way, for all you potential husbands out there *wink wink*)

I know this post was completely pointless because I didnt really disclose any cool names that I know, but its for the safety of their owners, I promise, otherwise there would be a great long list right here!

Well thats it really, I hope you all had a wonderful day!